汚れた魂の難破した穴

From the minute I met this resident, I knew he was going to be complicated. By all outward appearances, he is a stand up guy. But he has issues deep down, and I'm sure the substances were somehow a way of him trying to relieve it all. Unfortunately, that route doesn't get you anywhere in life. Although he's from the Bible Belt, and he can recite verses off of the top of his head, he's really just a redneck who'd rather be out muddin' than sitting in a pew. He's also an athlete, which is a bonus for us House Managers when it comes time for some personal attention.